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This picture of Sade with an AK-47 is the only thing I care...

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:49:31 -0400

This picture of Sade with an AK-47 is the only thing I care about.

I'm not mad at you; I'm mad at the way you text.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:54:23 -0400

I have finally pinpointed why I’ve been so irritable and short-tempered the past week+ and it all boils down to one lonely friend with terrible texting skills who recently got an iPhone. And I am 100% serious.

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Cut textual relations with her. Resume them with me.

Human turd is back in California

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:30:37 -0400

Human turd is back in California

Remember when Stimpy lost his fart

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:35:18 -0400

Remember when Stimpy lost his fart

fourmillier: Jean-Pierre Léaud Crush forever favorite movie...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:54:04 -0500

fourmillier:

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Crush forever favorite movie forever everything forever

sade: fucking royalty

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:39:35 -0500

sade:

fucking royalty

Craft Spells - Party Talk Good saturday song

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 19:47:23 -0500

Craft Spells - Party Talk

Good saturday song

I just put a down payment on a month long 200 hour yoga teacher training course in Rishikesh, India...

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 22:45:34 -0500

I just put a down payment on a month long 200 hour yoga teacher training course in Rishikesh, India beginning in February. I’ve been on the verge of tears all day for no specific reasons besides just having too many feelings, and I vacillate between extreme anticipation and extreme anxiety about this decision. I spent this last year wallowing in doing nothing besides working in restaurant and living with my mom in the suburbs, feeling like I’m in a constant loop of reliving high school except now I drink in bars instead of parks, and this is the first real decision I’ve made since coming back from Italy last November. It might be a scapegoat or it might lead me in some kind of direction, maybe it’s both! I don’t know! All I do know is that 12 months of my life have gone by, and I have nothing to show for them except for a renewed sense of purpose, a sense of purpose that for once, isn’t structured by school and the minute I heard about this program, I felt like I had been punched in the stomach and I had no doubt that this was something I wanted to do. So this is a thing that is happening in my life now, action!

In case anyone was wondering what I’ve been up to in the...

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 18:35:35 -0400

In case anyone was wondering what I’ve been up to in the last month and whether I’ve used the time to become less of an insufferable human just know that last night I drank a lot of gin and this morning woke up to this.

I tiled my own face on my desktop background.

Hold yr summer nights close

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 04:24:28 -0400

Hold yr summer nights close

"We run back across the highway, back into the red Civic and keep driving. Past the surfers, through..."

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:47:34 -0400

“We run back across the highway, back into the red Civic and keep driving. Past the surfers, through the eucalyptus forest before Half Moon Bay, birds swooping up and over then back, circling around us —they too, for us!—then the cliffs before Seaside—then flat for a little while, then a few more bends and can you see this motherfucking sky? I mean, have you fucking been to California?”

- A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius — Dave Eggers

Get buck in downtown Claremont. (oxymoron)

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 11:05:45 -0400

Get buck in downtown Claremont.

(oxymoron)

Why did the hipster burn himself on the pizza?

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:08:49 -0400

Because he ate it before it was cool!

hahahaha hahaha hahaha *slits wrists*

It’s 12:34 PST

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 15:34:49 -0400

It’s 12:34 PST

I came home from work on my lunch break

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 18:47:00 -0400

and made lunch and I took my shirt off because no one was home but mostly because it was a white shirt and I was eating soup and then I decided to lay down on the couch for a little but I neglected to put my shirt back on because I was only going to be there for a short time anyway but I fell asleep and the point of this story is that my sister and her boyfriend came home to me asleep face down on the couch wearing wearing jeans and boots and a bra.

A real sponge you can by in Buenos Aires.

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:03:54 -0400

A real sponge you can by in Buenos Aires.

Photo

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:18:00 -0400

Fried Zucchini before bed: A Dialogue

Thu, 10 May 2012 02:36:00 -0400

Me: Last time you ate this after drinking and then went to bed you woke up at 5:00am and puked.

Me: WHATEVER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT

coketalk: Are you kidding me with this adorably quintessential...

Thu, 03 May 2012 17:33:44 -0400

coketalk:

Are you kidding me with this adorably quintessential shit? I was gonna give Gwyneth Paltrow until the end of the year to step down and allow Elle Fanning to take her rightful place as the new universal standard of privileged white girl, but it looks like Ms. Fanning may have already stolen the crown. (Yes, the privileged white girl crown is a headband of bedazzled daisies.)

Don’t worry about Gwyneth, though. She had a good long run, and she’ll continue on in an emeritus position until Martha Stewart retires, at which point Gwenyth will become the universal standard of privileged white lady.

See kids? The circle of life even applies to celebrity fairytale lifestyles.

I wonder if Dakota’s just a little mad

This is everything (or nothing)

Thu, 03 May 2012 17:01:44 -0400

This is everything (or nothing)