Are you kidding me with this adorably quintessential shit? I was gonna give Gwyneth Paltrow until the end of the year to step down and allow Elle Fanning to take her rightful place as the new universal standard of privileged white girl, but it looks like Ms. Fanning may have already stolen the crown. (Yes, the privileged white girl crown is a headband of bedazzled daisies.)
Don’t worry about Gwyneth, though. She had a good long run, and she’ll continue on in an emeritus position until Martha Stewart retires, at which point Gwenyth will become the universal standard of privileged white lady.
See kids? The circle of life even applies to celebrity fairytale lifestyles.
I wonder if Dakota’s just a little mad