1. 5 Jan


    A few hours ago I was stoned and scrolling through twitter and could not stop cackling to myself at Kanye’s tweets which I assumed were so funny because I was baked out of my dumb gourd. But fuuuck it I’m sober now and still cackling. They are high art! Kanye for president! This isn’t even the best one!

    A few hours ago I was stoned and scrolling through twitter and could not stop cackling to myself at Kanye’s tweets which I assumed were so funny because I was baked out of my dumb gourd. But fuuuck it I’m sober now and still cackling. They are high art! Kanye for president! This isn’t even the best one!

     

  2. 3 Jan



    Between the Lines -- A Journey Into the World of Parking in Los Angeles

    Maybe there is a lot of free parking in Los Angeles but I wouldn’t know because parking tickets.

     

  3. 2 Jan


    wamiv-: I’m a lady in the streets and NeNe Leakes in the bed

    wamiv-:

    I’m a lady in the streets and NeNe Leakes in the bed

     

  4. 28 Dec



    Is the marker of adulthood having a printer that works at any given time?

    I don’t have that. 

     

  5. 22 Dec



    Film Studies Ryan Gosling

    I totally understand these jokes because of my degree and I’m gonna laugh EXTRA LOUD at them to make sure everybody knows I’m educated. 

     

  6. 22 Dec


    I know I post a lot of pictures of my parents’ dog but LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THE DOG.

    I know I post a lot of pictures of my parents’ dog but LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THE DOG.

     

  7. 19 Dec


    :’)

    :’)

     

  8. 12 Dec



    A friend was kind enough to remind me of the time I was v. drunk talking to a guy at a party who told me I should be impressed by how smart and cultured he was because “GOOOdard” was his favorite director. I laughed as if he was being funny even though I knew he was being serious and then still let him put his face on mine because HAHAHA! STANDARDS! 

     

  9. 12 Dec



    Brenton Wood — Baby You Got It

     

  10. 6 Dec



    theidiotking:

    Animal Collective - The Purple Bottle

    I’ve been having good days,

    think we are the right age 

    to start our own peculiar ways

    those were important lyrics to me at 15 (AND NOW OK)

     

  11. 1 Dec



    Christmas list:

    wamiv-:

    • Audemars Piguet watch
    • Dimples in my necktie
    • Hermès briefcase
    • Cartier top clips
    • Silk lined blazers
    • Diamond cream facials
    • VVS cuff links
    • Six-star pent suites
     

  12. 1 Dec



    How rich does buying a full tank of gas make you feel?

    For me, it’s Kardashian rich. 

     

  13. 30 Nov


    Daniel Di Segni takes nice pictures of italians and also his name is a pun so there’s a win-win

    Daniel Di Segni takes nice pictures of italians and also his name is a pun so there’s a win-win

     

  14. 30 Nov


    These are my latest twitter followers so clearly I’m really good at social media

    These are my latest twitter followers so clearly I’m really good at social media

     

  15. 29 Nov



    I went to the grocery store this morning

    and there was a customer loitering by my cart and glancing over at me. So I ask if I could help him with anything, and he goes “No, no, that’s all right……I’m just admiring your melons.” I grimace a bit, but still smile politely because to be fair, I did have two melons in my cart — but then he goes, “Good one, right?”